For any of you who think I might not accept their dare, I bring you Seb, The Brave:
Ok, how about this...
I'm going to talk about someone I know. Virtually. This person is a gifted, gifted writer. One of the best I've ever read, in fact. I'm quite serious. Every word that I have read is precise, necessary, meaningful. Style oozes from phrases like yoghurt being squeezed between your toes. The prose is prosaic, the the style is stylistic, and the rhythm is rhythmic. The metre is metrical, and the yard is yardical. Imagine taking a bath in warm honey, while being fed chocolates by a slave, and having your feet massaged by a professional honey-foot-massager. Well, imagine no longer.
If you want to experience this for yourself, simply click here: sebcarroll's blog.
Does that sound ok? If you could copy and paste it into your blog, then I'll think of something nice to write about your book...
I only hope you can repay me with equal public abandon